Strange. My daughter and son in law were there in late December over Xmas time and didn't experience any of what you stated. They thought the food was just fine at the restaurant that used to be Toppers By The Sea. They didn't need to use the laundry room as they had a lockout unit with washer/drier in unit so couldn't comment on that but the beach was always clean for them. Not doubting your experience but they had no issues with nails and they spent a lot of time on the Flamingo beaches.