Taking a potshot at myself as well and saying this with a good natured intent.......

"Widemouthed can of Miller Lite" - is that the ultimate definition of "American Beer" or what?

Also funny (to me), I was in Asheville NC this weekend - and with all the rage of microbrews sweeping the country, I had to laugh that the beer selections in the grocery store and bars were HUGE, but not one can,bottle, or tap of Bud, Miller, etc. A bartender asked me what my favorite beers were so he could make a recommendation - it was like getting caught with my pants down!! I could only laugh!