I can't speak to your experience and your experience doesn't define everyone else's experience. I know people who have gone there, presented their passport and gotten registered in a few minutes, gone around the back and gotten swabbed and left. They returned the next day to get their results. It's not the cheapest solution on the island but can be pretty convenient for someone staying in Maho that isn't renting a car. Not every solution is perfect for every individual. Sounds pretty Easy, Peasy, Lemon Squeeze to me.