Obviously not to make light of the sad circumstance of their origin, we can add pizza thief to their list of characteristics.

A parade of donkeys showed up at Orange Fever right next to us yesterday. They are obviously very used to people giving them treats. They were kinda getting pushy and a guy thought to lure them away with, yes, a slice of pizza. It didn't work as anyone who knows equines when it comes to treats, they have an excellent memory. They came back and I don't know if they left him any pizza. I've never actually seen a donkey eat pizza.