Ok, here's two separate things we heard on VHF on charter boats back to their mother base "the Moorings":

-- "Can you send a repair boat out? We're having problems with our stereo."

-- "Heh Moorings base. This is _____. We're having a hard time getting that 'sail thing' to go up the pole." - pause - Mooring responds > "We probably ought to get you a captain to go out with you on that boat." - longer pause - The boat replies: "Yeah, that might be a good idea!"