Lol, now that's funny. Bad roads on Virgin Gorda? Did they mention the crocodiles lurking in the mangroves, the serial killers? <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" />
Actually VG probably has the easiest driving of all the Virgins and most would argue one of the most scenic. Now Anegada has easy driving...unless you get off the road into the sand..and sink. Trust me I really don't care for Virgin Gorda becoming more crowded, but the roads won't be a reason for anyone not to go...only one switchback on entire island, just above Leverick bay, nothing like those on St. John.
Most people giving charters from the U.S. never get away from the Baths or the Yacht Harbor, would not have a single clue where anything is or what the roads are like. They dump people, pick em up and head to next stop. They never venture around the island. Just explaining for others that if one likes the roads and traffic on St. John they will love that part of VG.