My favorite section of Chuck Shepherd's "News Of The Wierd" was always the "Least Competent Criminals" department. It was so popular that Shepherd published a paperback "Least Competent Criminals" a collection of the best stupid criminal stories from his weekly columns.

And how y'all doin? I've been spending most of my forum time for the last three and a half years doing battle on a couple of political/current events boards.