well, maybe not - but it seems like a dire emergency to me!

It seems my wife accidentally put a part (the strainer funnel) of our Moka stovetop espresso maker into a trash bag that was picked up off the dock. Serious recovery efforts ensued. I come to the BVI to dive, but I didn't know it would be in Moorings' giant off-property garbage dumpster.

Moka Pot (Wikipedia link)

Pounds of special stovetop grind Brazilian Peaberry aboard and no way to make it!

Yes, there are of course alternatives, but at the risk of asking the ridiculous: Can anyone think of a place on Tortola that could possibly carry such an espresso machine? Can you hear the desperation in my voice??