We're sort of like JimCandD, we tell family we rent a privately owned beach chalet, duplex (aka Minisuite) which is actually true since those units at Club Orient are pretty much all privately owned. We also tell them that due to the rural nature there that e-mail is the only way to contact us in an emergency, and we check it a few times a day. We don't even think of getting the special SXM cell phone like so many. Alas after 6-7 visits to the same place... people do begin to wonder why we never want to try somewhere else. A few of the more knowledgeable coworkers have asked about "the nude beach" in St. Martin... and I end up explaining that we indeed visit it, and say that it, and the great people we meet there, are the very reason we keep returning!