"How much further do we have to sail"

To which I answer "I don't know. Depends on the wind and how much you complain."

"Do we have to tack again?"
To which I answer "I guess we don't have to - we can hit the rocks instead."

When we run the AC with the thermostat set at 78 I hear "It was too cold last night". When I run the thermostat at 80 I hear "I was too hot last night". Good grief!

How about "who used all the water?".
Pretty sure it was the person speaking.