I see nothing wrong with Glenn's quip
I could share a few myself to lighten the mood.. except for concern of getting flamed like he just got.

All being said - via video from CBH... my place above the ferry terminal was on the video
Sadly.. wind must have got under the 2nd floor balcony overhang - tore that off - taking half the roof with it

Let's see... are we allowed to pack hammers'n'saws in carry-on ?
((sigh))