Wow Martini! You are wayyyyy too nice. I would be charging per square foot for storage of their crap! Hopefully these are VERY good friends! If you aren't staying at my place, have a timeshare, and are just "using" me for a place to put your things? Yikes! uh uh...ain't happening.

You are a better person than I! Family might get that treatment, or EXCELLENT friends that things are reciprocal with me. JMO