Many people, when they think of a scooter, think of something like Audrey Hepburn riding on a Vespa. That's not what we see on St Maarten. The Yamaha TMax in this incident may be classified as a scooter based on it's design, but performance-wise it's closer to a Harley-Davidson Street 500 than it is to a Vespa. Depending on the model, it may exceed some of the specs of a Harley Street 500.

You can't fix stupid, and oh so many of these 2-wheel riders ride stupid. Darwin gets a few of them, but only a few.