Edward-huhm, I'm assuming that most of your questions are facetious......

Regarding Africa tour companies, there are a bunch more other than Fish Eagle, certainly. Wilderness Safaris does NOT book safaris directly, you have to have a travel agent. Suggest you do a google search for other companies, but other companies, off the top of my head, are go2africa.com, taga safaris, or something like that, abercombrie and fitch (spelling TOTALLY blown there, I'm sure....)