I also thought your joke was funny, Dawn. I have been considering drafting up a profile myself and seeing if I can find an open space on a boat in 2016, as my normal crew is bowing out.

I think if you are serious about finding a spot you should sell yourself a bit harder. Everybody wants it to be a great vacation, but these trips also require a bunch of work while underway, so everyone needs to pitch in and do their part while underway so it goes smoothly.

Good luck!