Here's my thoughts on dinghy etiquette, after having lived and sailed in the BVI for 40 years:
- Approach the dock at a good clip, at least 10K. That will ensure that you 'bust through' any other dinghys in your way.
- Have all of your passengers stand up and reach for the dock at the same time. That makes for a fun landing.
- Raise your engine, because that will prevent any sea growth that might occur during the two hours that you are ashore. Nevermind that it will scratch the crap out of neighboring dinghys.
- Have your least capable crew member secure the painter in whatever fashion that he/she chooses - it's good practice for the novice. NEVER check his work - that would be bad form.
- When disembarking, have everyone stand at once and move quickly towards the dock. That again ensures an entertaining beginning to the evening. You know...lots to laugh about.
- Make sure that you have LOTS of flashlights, and shine them in random directions. That helps with night vision.
- When returning to the dinghy, try to make sure that there are at least three people standing up and 'helping' others board. Again, that makes for fun conversation later.
- Have the most drunk person drive the dinghy, because he will probably go slowly.
- Assume that you are the only boat on the water so late at night, and go as fast as you can. That will minimize your risk.
- If heading into a stiff breeze, situate the fatties forward to hold down the bow, and go really fast. It will be a bit wet, but heck, they always complain.
- If you can't find your yacht, NEVER admit it! Its a sign of weakness. Just keep driving around with confidence. You will find it eventually.
- When approaching your yacht, follow the same procedures - approach at a good clip, have everyone stand and reach out, etc. It will again spark good conversation at night-cap time.