Oy. Can't say it enough. Please don't clog Channel 16 with silly requests for restaurant reservations. Use your cell phone. That's why God gave it to you. Even if it costs $1.99 a minute. How much will you spend on dinner? $200?

I once was in the middle of relaying a Mayday to VISAR and USCG, a boat on a reef in Anegada, and was constantly being overpowered by some jackass wanting to make dock arrangements at Leverick.

Seriously...use your freakin' cell phone.