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Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! #128232
04/24/2017 12:06 PM
04/24/2017 12:06 PM
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 6,100
Maryland
Twanger Offline OP
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Twanger  Offline OP
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We're going to have shirts made for our upcoming family vacation to the BVI.
Hoping to have Laura make us custom shirts with funny crew names.
I'm looking for suggestions for all crew positions.
My wife will be first mate as per normal.

Our youngest crew is 7 (girl and boy).
Have older kids 12 & 13 (boy and girl)
Also have older "children" going that are adults.

Some of my half-baked ideas are below...

Capt. Ship For Brains (me)
Capt. Beeracuda (me)
Capt. Greengo (me)
First (& Last) Mate (wife)
The Lost Navigator (sister)
Deck Beef (son-in-law)
Mooring Hooker (step daughter)
Dingy Captain (older grandson)
Keel Hauler (younger grandson)
Chief Engineer (step son)
Deck Fluff (daughter in law, likes to lay around on deck)
Winch Wench (older grand daughter)
Shark Girl (younger grand daughter)

I'm terrible at this sort thing, and really need TTOL's help!

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Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Twanger] #128233
04/24/2017 01:19 PM
04/24/2017 01:19 PM
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Posts: 5,861
Bradenton, FL
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"Beverage Control Officer"


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Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Winterstale] #128234
04/24/2017 01:28 PM
04/24/2017 01:28 PM
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Posts: 2,545
Here and There
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Here and There
PIT Crew: Pirate In Training


Rita
It is better to be happy than it is to be right

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Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: rita_irvine] #128235
04/24/2017 01:45 PM
04/24/2017 01:45 PM
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Posts: 1,347
USVI
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Deck Ornament
French relations officer
Coffee Commandant
Air Conditioner Control
Swabbing Supervisor
Chief Fiscal Officer
Clothespin Supervisor

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: LocalSailor] #128236
04/24/2017 02:25 PM
04/24/2017 02:25 PM
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Posts: 6,100
Maryland
Twanger Offline OP
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Good ones! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Clapping.gif" alt="" />

Please keep 'em coming! <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Twanger] #128237
04/24/2017 02:37 PM
04/24/2017 02:37 PM
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Buffalo, NY
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wow those are some great ones I haven't even seen yet!!!!
here's a few from recent times some folks have used:

Happy Hooker
Grog Master
Rail Meat
Wine Wench
Galley Slave
Wind Goddess
Cabin Buoy


for kids
The Buoy
Dinghy pilot
Dinghy master
Swab
Sea Scout




and...... I have a few PG-13 and R rated ones that aren't exactly family trip oriented lol

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: LauraTheTshirtGal] #128238
04/24/2017 03:12 PM
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One of my favorites... Blister (always shows up when the work is done!)

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: LauraTheTshirtGal] #128239
04/24/2017 03:12 PM
04/24/2017 03:12 PM
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Posts: 1,277
Saint Thomas, USVI
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Don't forget the snacktician.

By the way my wife is not the first mate. She is the Admiral. I am the Captain and serve at the will of the Admiral.

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: CaptainJay] #128240
04/24/2017 03:48 PM
04/24/2017 03:48 PM
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Ottawa, Canada
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Land Ho!

...my wife found that funny, others may not... results may very... <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/jester.gif" alt="" />

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: LocalSailor] #128241
04/24/2017 03:55 PM
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The Clothespin Supervisor is a serious job when it's blowing <img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/Grin.gif" alt="" />

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: sail445] #128242
04/24/2017 04:08 PM
04/24/2017 04:08 PM
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Posts: 6,100
Maryland
Twanger Offline OP
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Ok, Admiral's in the mix for my wife.
Some really good ones!

More! More!

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Twanger] #128243
04/24/2017 05:05 PM
04/24/2017 05:05 PM
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Atlantic Highlands, NJ
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I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"!


Mark Shichtman
"Live for Today!"

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Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: MarkS] #128244
04/24/2017 05:49 PM
04/24/2017 05:49 PM
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Cane Garden Bay, Tortola
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Cane Garden Bay, Tortola
Quote
MarkS said:
I always designate someone as the official "Ball Grabber"!


We call that person the Happy Hooker.


JasonHelmbrecht
Agape Cottages
Cane Garden Bay
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Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: AgapeCottages] #128245
04/24/2017 06:50 PM
04/24/2017 06:50 PM
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Tortola/ Sonoma, California
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"Virgin..recycled"..

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: sail445] #128246
04/25/2017 05:52 AM
04/25/2017 05:52 AM
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Posts: 253
42.77N 76.14W
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42.77N 76.14W
Much to my wife's dismay, I bought a shirt that said "CAPTAIN" on it - so she got one that said "OWNER"! Touche.
<img src="http://www.traveltalkonline.com/forums/images/graemlins/duel.gif" alt="" />


Jeff

Tug William B
Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Twanger] #128247
04/25/2017 07:53 AM
04/25/2017 07:53 AM
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Va Beach
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Va Beach
Anchor Cranker

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Kmon] #128248
04/25/2017 08:05 AM
04/25/2017 08:05 AM
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St Louis
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St Louis
Captain cornholio.......colonel of the urinal

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: stevelon] #128249
04/25/2017 12:35 PM
04/25/2017 12:35 PM
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Posts: 138
redding ca./nashville
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redding ca./nashville
Upchuck

Squidlips

Sharkbait

Tunabreath


the smaller the poop, the better the pet
Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: sunnybuns] #128250
04/25/2017 02:57 PM
04/25/2017 02:57 PM
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Illinois USA
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Uh... Dinghy Captain!
Mooring Ball Hooker
Beer Wench
Swabbie
Galley Wench
Cabin Boy/Lass
Morale Officer


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A man with a plan is a better man than a better man without a plan.
Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Blueprint] #128251
04/25/2017 04:04 PM
04/25/2017 04:04 PM
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Posts: 6,100
Maryland
Twanger Offline OP
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Twanger  Offline OP
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Love 'em! Thanks everyone!
More welcome any time!

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: Twanger] #128252
05/26/2017 03:44 PM
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Here are a few of them on T-shirts;

http://www.cafepress.com/sailinggift

Re: Need funny names for custom sailing shirts! [Re: duckdog28] #128253
05/26/2017 04:20 PM
05/26/2017 04:20 PM
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Maryland
Twanger Offline OP
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Twanger  Offline OP
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Some nice ones!


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