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Today's chuckle #225428
04/24/2020 11:20 AM
04/24/2020 11:20 AM
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Posts: 18,566
Auburn, WA
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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. .. ....

(get ready)

'You just happened to catch my eye.' banana

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Re: Today's chuckle [Re: SXMScubaman] #225508
04/25/2020 09:50 PM
04/25/2020 09:50 PM
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Good one

Re: Today's chuckle [Re: SXMScubaman] #225661
04/29/2020 07:53 AM
04/29/2020 07:53 AM
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Reminds me of the w. C. Fields joke !


Paradise is an island in the Caribbean!
Re: Today's chuckle [Re: Cincinnati_Kid] #225682
04/29/2020 11:14 AM
04/29/2020 11:14 AM
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Auburn, WA
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Who knows it could have come from him.


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