I'm starting a petition to get President Trump to build a wall around the BVI to keep out the dreaded BVI "Fun Police". These people get on your charter boat with one mission in mind: Police your attempts at fun! Their main goal is to spend 24/7 on the beach and for everyone to stay out of their way. They are easy to identify by the following statements they make:
1- Why can't we put that stupid sail down, start the motor and head directly to the island?
2- While in the mooring field, they make the following statement. "Put down the binoculars. There isn't anything you need to be looking at with the binoculars!"
3- Do you have to fart every time you pee?
4- Can you please slow this dinghy down? You're getting my bottom wet!
5- Why can't "we" have a boat with AC?

Please assist me in constructing a list of other tell tale statements. Together, we can deter such activity.