Great Office Space quote, and well placed, Pirate!

"What the [...] is a PC Load Letter?!?"

though a more apropos quote (considering the island forum) would be:

"Lo siento? If it happens again, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down, sir? I could take my traveler's checks to a competing resort... I could write a letter to your Board of Tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could... I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt."