"Welcome to St Maarten. Please excuse our airport. It's currently under construction for the last several years. Well, actually, more to the point, it's NEEDED construction for the last several years but we can't get out sh!t together to get it fixed."
I love that island. So much. But if my first and last impression was the airport the first time I was there, I do not think I'd have come back as many times as I have.
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