I have a rant also. When we were there in February we stopped in one night about 7:30 with another couple without a reservation. The patio was about 2/3’s full. We were seated. We wanted to order two large pizzas & four glasses of wine. We were told they only serve personal pizza. Despite being on the menu & a picture of a family enjoying one on their website we were told large pizza was only for room service. I said ok make it room service. We can eat on our own patio. The waiter said your kidding right. I said no the joke is on you, you just lost a nice tip. I forget, he wanted to know if we wanted the wine as take out. Needless to say we never went back. The pizza is excellent , we did have room service a few more times during our five week stay.