This is some wonderful stuff!<br><br>43. Park your car in a sloping grocery store lot in neutral with the brake off. Go get a bicycle and chase it down before it hits a building or other cars.<br>44. Put metal flag pole through your home at eye level. Walk around in the pitch dark and see how many times you can make it "bong" with your forehead.<br>45. Put a large coil of rope in a chair and attach the other end to your husbands car before he goes to work. Sit on the rope and kick back with a cold drink and a book and doze off.<br>46. Park your car by an open window. Have your neighbors rock the car violently and practice jumping into the driver's seat.<br>47. Throw your glasses and watch into a nearby pond at night. Go back the next morning and try to find them.<br>48. Set your lawn sprinkler to go on for 10 minutes 6 times a night outside your open bedroom window.<br><br>Bill H<br>Augusta, GA <br>bill@augustarealtor.com<br>