A man is sitting in an airport bar waiting for his flight when a gorgeous flight attendant sits next to him. Determined to engage her in conversation..and maybe more..he decides to find out who she flies for by mentioning their ad campaign.
" Something special in the skies," he says..she scowls at him.
" Fly the friendly skies," he tries again..she snorts..and this goes on through a dozen attempts..
Finally, infuriated, she turns to him and says::"What the f$#ck do you want?"
"Ah," he says, thrilled at last, " American Airlines"!!!!