43. Go to a tanning bed and stay in for 1 hour, then go home, spread some rocksalt over your bed, and try to sleep.<br><br>44. Sleep with a garden sprinkler over your bed set on a timer to go off at 2:00 and again at 5:00.<br><br>45. To simulate the Dinghy experience, drive everywhere in first gear.<br><br>46. To simulate the yachting experience, drive everywhere in neutral.<br><br>47. When parking your car, don't use your brakes, just coast in with someone on your hood with a coathook attached to a broomhandle and grab a parking meter.<br><br>47a. Once stopped, do not use your parking break or put it in park, just tie the front bumper to the parking meter.<br><br>47b. On really windy days, tie off to parking meters from the bow and stern.<br><br>47c. If parking meters are not around, tie a rock to a length of rope and toss it off your hood.<br><br>47d. Buy a pickup truck and put a riding lawnmower in the back of it. When you go to the store, park your truck way in the back of the parking lot and ride the lawn mower all the way to the front door, and tie it up.<br><br>48. Take all showers on your back porch with a garden hose and Joy dishwashing liquid, then jump in the pool.<br><br>49. Refer to your shoes and golf shirt as your "Good" clothes.<br><br>50. Stop wearing underwear and wear only swimwear under your clothes.<br><br>60. Next time you go to Friday's or Applebees, call them on your CB Radio to make reservations from their parking lot.<br><br>60a. Once inside, walk behind the bar and fix yourself and your friends a few drinks.<br><br>60b. Before you leave, staple your underwear to the wall and your license plate to the ceiling.<br><br>61. Wave to everyone you drive by on the way to anywhere.<br><br>62. Steer your car with your feet.<br><br><br><br> <br><br>