Keep em coming!! These are so funny to read...I'm not going to make an addendum to add about the 5 inch long scar up my shin in a perfect crescent shape! (ouch!!!!! It will be a helluva a bareboating story one day, though)<br><br>I am also an avid snow-skiier, and have received similiar lists about skiing. These are so funny to create! A few of the skiing ones:<br>1. GO out and buy a $150 pair of ski gloves and immediately throw one away.<br>2. Put on all gear, including ski boots, and carry your skis and poles across an ice skating rink...randomly dropping different pieces of equipment, cursing out loud.<br>3. Take a $100 bill and throw it out.<br>4. Stand over a blender full of ice, without lid, and hit "grind" until the chipped ice has completely lacerated your face.<br><br>I can't remember the rest, but you all get the idea! These are a hoot to read! I love it! <br><br><br><br>