I have to say these are all hilarious but also very good! Especially don't untie things, massive loads, body part fenders etc!

TMSXMSAILS....well its a family page BUT one of my male friends uses this line, "Captain gets h**d first" .... No one has ever taken him up on it (except his girlfriend maybe ) but it always gets a laugh jester Disclaimer: This is amongst our generally inappropriate friend group, no small children have been traumatized.