The comedian Steven Wright says there's a fine line between standing on the bank with a fishing pole and looking like an idiot. That same fine line is there when you're trying to start that grill in the dark with a hefty breeze. Lighter fluid and more lighter fluid with a plethora of matches. And don't ask me how I know this, but make sure the safety wire is attached to the grill and the mounting stanchion. There Is no fine idiot line when the grill falls off (or the grill lid) into the deep blue sea while you're grilling. Lastly, don't forget to bring a frozen pizza along. Because, when you go back down below and try to explain how the grill fell overboard, no one seems to have a sense of humor.

Last edited by ggffrr11; 04/15/2023 09:00 PM.